[The video starts a little shakily, not really focused on anything. Oh there is snow. Cold snow. And then someone's dark sleeve. It's an unfamiliar hoodie, but the troll wearing it is familiar. No mistaking those long horns poking through the special horn holes at the top. Seems like even Gamzee is smart enough to do some concessions to the cold ( Read more... )

[WOAH WOAH WOAH, BACK IT THE FUCK UP, JACKASSES. WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING VEIL? SHIT, THIS FUCKER IS MADE OF LACE AND GOSSAMER AND SHIT. GOSSAMER, MAN. THAT COMES OUT OF A SPIDER'S ASS. IT EVEN HAS THOSE FUCKING LITTLE PEARLS AND CRAP. SHIT, THAT IS ONE PRETTY VEIL. PUT IT ON A BITCH AND YOU GOT THE PRETTIEST FUCKING LITTLE BRIDE. ( Read more... )

[The camera comes on, and that is definitely Gamzee's voice, though he is not in sight of the camera. Instead, the camera just sways nauseatingly quick and jerky, before it finally comes to a stop, filming some of the dinosaurs in his and Wataru's back yard.

There are four Pedeticosaurus there, though they seem a little out of it. In fact, they ( Read more... )

[When the video turns on it looks like, well, quite honestly, it looks like Gamzee robbed an elderly teacher of his things. The troll is wearing a gog-awful god-awful plaid jacket --complete with elbow patches-- over his normal clothes, and he has got a pair of glasses to complete the teacherly look.]Kay, dogs, get your listen on, motherfucking ( Read more... )